Today, while baking sweet potato fries I noticed an abnormal amount of smoke coming from the oven. Worried I’d fried the fries, I opened the oven to see two trays of slightly well-done fries, though they weren’t the source of the smoke. Instead it seemed to be coming from the bottom of the oven, from what looked like a grease puddle possibly left over from Thanksgiving turkey and certainly not helped by the corn meal residue fallen from the pizza stone from over a year of pizza making.
Braeden suggested we clean the stove to take care of the problem, so we locked the door and set the stove to “clean.” Soon our house was filled with thick billows of acrid smelling smoke. Braeden went into the kitchen first to see what the problem was and as I tried to follow him my eyes began to sting and water uncontrollably and I had to back out, rubbing my eyes. When I finally forced myself into the kitchen where Braeden was frantically turning on the fan and opening doors and windows I saw a pillar of smoke emanating from one of our stove top burners: the oven was venting straight into the house. We hurredly rushed around, opening windows, turning on fans, and closing the doors of adjoining rooms to try and keep the smoke—and smell—out as much as possible. Braeden put a glass bowl over the smoking burner to try and keep it in the oven as much as possible.
We determined that we couldn’t stay in the house and breathe in the poisonous smoke. I left via the front door to avoid walking through the still densely smokey kitchen and Braeden met me in the driveway with my shoes. It was only when we were standing in our driveway looking through our now open windows into our house when we determined that we had to abandon ship: Braeden took a deep breath, ran back into the house and shut the oven off: it was so clearly a lost cause.
So what did we do? We left our smokey house to air out and went to the mall. We walked around, making sure to stop at Bath and Body Works to spray ourselves with their free samples to at least cover up our own smokey aroma which was debatably successful. A new Target bookcase, two cans of Febreeze, and a bottle of oven cleaner later and we were on our way home.
We arrived home a few hours after we’d left to find our home smoke-less but still smelling terrible, which made us glad that we had a) turned the oven off when we had an b) purchased plenty of Febreeze to help clear the air. Luckily the curtains in the living room don’t seem to need to be cleaned, but every fabric-based kitchen item most certainly will.
Hey, Braeden! Remember when we tried to clean the oven?! Yeah, me too.